Your "Ex" Is on the Phone

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
He's sayin' He still loves
you like He did.

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
He knows that you are tired
of browsin' personals that's all the same.

"Satan" might come courtin',
and it's all of your choice,
but your "Ex" is on the phone
and He is ready to have you home.

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
He says you are beloved
and there's no one else for Him.

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
And even though you signed
the paper and left Him "once for all,"

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
He wanted me to say,
it's all paid, and covered o'er.

Your "Ex" is on the phone.
You can call or you can text,
you can send a dove or pigeon

and He'll come.