Thursday, July 15, 2010

Money, Money, Money

When I'm not thinking about activity assays, I'm thinking about ways to make money.  Once I leave grad school, of course.  We're not allowed to moonlight another job while we're here.  Here's two ideas:

CiteDing -- Want real-time feedback on your scientific prowess without worrying about SciFinder logouts?  CiteDing is for you.  For a low monthly fee of $39.95, we'll alert you every time someone cites your work.  There's never been an easier way to pad your ego!

GasMan -- Concrete goose dresses, enter the 21st century.  Does your lab have a rusty, dark brown gas tank you'd like to hide?  Try our GasMan exclusive 30-day-trial!  Inspired by man-sized pottery at a functional art show, our decorations will enhace your lab experience and increase networking opportunities as word spreads and people file in to see what all the buzz is about!  Try our "EinsteinMan," "Mr. Clean Man," or send us a picture of your PI and we'll design a custom version!

(Originally written 12/22/09)

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